Don't Come Near Me Unless You're Going to Tickle Me
Setting expectations. One sip at a time.
This mug is for the person who's done pretending they're a morning person. Grumpy, unapologetic, and absolutely not available for small talk — unless you're offering a cuddle. Then maybe. Possibly. Don't push it.
Wrap your hands around this beauty and let the world know exactly where they stand. No further explanation required.
Perfect for: the huffy one in the group, anyone who communicates in sighs, and people whose love language is "leave me alone but also don't."
Features original artwork by Cheeky Brew Time. All designs are exclusive to our store and protected by copyright.
