Rude Golf Chocolate Bar: Funny Novelty Birthday/Christmas Gift For a Golf wanker

This cheeky novelty chocolate bar is the perfect gift for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, stocking fillers, hen/stag parties, or just to make someone laugh.

Each bar is professionally wrapped by me in a novelty printed wrapper — inside you’ll find the original Molly’s 100g milk chocolate bar, still sealed in its wrapper for freshness.

✨ Ingredients

Sugar, Cocoa Butter**, Cocoa Mass**, Dried Skimmed Milk, Whey Powder (Milk), Anhydrous Milk Fat, Emulsifiers (Lecithins, Polyglycerol Polyricinoleate), Flavouring.
(Allergens: contains milk. May contain traces of nuts, soya, and other allergens — always check the original bar’s packaging for the full and up-to-date ingredients list before consuming.)

📦 Packaging & Postage:

Sent via Royal Mail 48 Tracked for peace of mind. £2.70 for the first bar
+ 25p For every additional bar (from any of my chocolate listings)
To benefit form combined postage PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU YOU ADD ALL BARS TO YOUR BASKET BEFORE CHECK OUT. ANY PROBLEMS AT CHECKOUT PLEASE MESSAGE ME BEFORE PURCHASE.

These bars make great funny gifts, party favours, and novelty stocking fillers — delicious chocolate with a wrapper that will get everyone talking!

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